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v Ultra mega chicken one trü weakness.

vv Why not put him against a paralyzed baby?
Anonymous21 hours
v doesnt matter, all it takes is 1 nugget to eat up all those damn chickenNugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo1 day
v How does ultra mega chicken measure up against Robot Chicken?Anonymous1 day
v 100 manbearpigs are no match for ultra mega chicken. 1000 manbearpigs are no match for ultra mega chicken.Anonymous1 day
v Who said MAN-BEAR-PIG is nothing!? It is no joke, it is SUPER CEREAL!!Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo1 day
v Nothing, compared to ultra mega chicken.Anonymous2 days
v What about man-bear-pigs?Anonymous2 days
v The pig-dog chimeras aren't as adroit as the uplifted canines in NY when it comes to small arms, but with ordinance like light mortars it's a different story.Anonymous3 days
v With AK-47s?Anonymous3 days
v Naturally, the DPRK has the finest education system in the world. How can Western pig dogs even compete?Anonymous3 days
v Wow, his English is really good.Anonymous3 days
"I'm in favor of legalizing drugs. According to my values system, if people want to kill themselves, they have every right to do so. Most of the harm that comes from drugs is because they are illegal." - Kim Jong-unAnonymous3 days
hey kids Anonymous3 days
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?! WHAT MORE CAN BE SAID AT THIS POINT?! WHY THE FUCK IS ALMOST NOBODY COMING HERE, AND WHY ARE THE ONES WHO DO NOT USING THE FUCKING BOARD?! START. USING. THE. MOTHER. FUCKING. BOARD. AND. SPREADING. THE. WORD. NOW!!Anonymous4 days
v There will always be ungrateful cunts, but it's still a good habit. Some day it'll pay off.Anonymous4 days
What's the point of trying to help and be positive, if people just shit on you anyway? I wish everyone were dead, but me.Anonymous4 days
v I'd just like to take this opportunity to point out that this could refer to any god and we should not place undue blame on Satan.Anonymous5 days
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
Anonymous5 days
v Those weren't slaves?Anonymous5 days
> Sprite Cranberry

v Yes. Though all the nuggets in the comercial were a bit concerning.
Anonymous5 days
v Yes, but have you had the refreshing taste of Cranberry Sprite?Anonymous5 days
v I was drinking Sprite when I read your fucking bulletin.Anonymous5 days
v drink SpriteAnonymous6 days
v I did, now what?Anonymous6 days
420 blaze it faggotAnonymous6 days
stihsttuBAnonymous1 week
srenobAnonymous1 week
The universe is laughing behind your back.Anonymous1 week
Attention Tinychan:
Testicles.

Now back to your regularly scheduled shitposts.
Anonymous1 week
NiggersAnonymous1 week
Thank you for taking the time to contact me. Your correspondence has been received and I welcome the opportunity to address your concerns. Hearing directly from constituents such as yourself is truly an honor, and your input is much appreciated.

Please look for my response in the near future. In an effort to serve you better, please do not duplicate e-mails into the web-form, as it may serve to delay the response to your concerns.
Anonymous1 week
“We are like roses that have never bothered to bloom when we should have bloomed and it is as if the sun has become disgusted with waiting” - Mao ZedongAnonymous1 week
v But then it'll start itching a few days later. Anonymous1 week
v #ShaveTheBushAnonymous1 week
9/11 did Bush.Anonymous1 week
SregginAnonymous2 weeks
SrenobAnonymous2 weeks
v I'm not wolf, bud.

On an unrelated subject, I'm going to have to ask you to open the door. Lest you risk having it blown in, by undisclosed means.
Anonymous2 weeks
v How fucking dare you shit up my bulletins bleating on about facts. You won't pull the wool over my eyes with science, maths, and reason you trans-species wolven cannibal enabling Sheep Jockey Wallydraigle.Anonymous2 weeks
v The average weight of an adult male gray wolf, is 66-180 pounds. The average weight of an adult male sheep, is 99-350 pounds. I don't think they had much choice in making chlothes, that would also fit a wolf.Anonymous2 weeks
> I'm amazed sheeps' clothing is even made in wolf sizes. That's just asking for trouble.
Anonymous2 weeks
v Trüfax.Anonymous2 weeks
v On the bright side its easy to score dope from your co-workers. Anonymous2 weeks
Food Service jobs are hell.Anonymous2 weeks
vv trü.
v I wouldn't rule it out.
Anonymous2 weeks
v
So... hammerzeit wasn't a periodic termination of excess PoWs by hammer using a musical chairs system and a stopwatch?

The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
Anonymous2 weeks
v You know in the Donkey Kong arcade game, where Jumpman grabs a hammer and starts bludgeoning innocent enemies? That's Hammer time.Anonymous2 weeks

I have no idea what Hammer Time is, or how it differs from regular time.
Anonymous2 weeks
ducker sick.Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo2 weeks
Jiggaboos.Anonymous3 weeks