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Topic: I want to fuck my sister. How do I convince her to have sex with me?

+ Anonymous A3.8 years ago #1,651

My sister is extremely hot. I want to fuck her so much it hurts. How do I convince her to let me fuck her pussy?

She's nine years older than me.

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

+ Anonymous B3.8 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #20,815

kill self

+ Anonymous C3.8 years ago, 33 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #20,816

Slice your dick open, insert 4-10 globs of spicy mustard, massage accordingly.

· Anonymous A (OP) — 3.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #20,817

@previous (C)
I don't think that would work... My sister and I are both adults, so why the hostility?

+ Anonymous D3.8 years ago, 35 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #20,818

Large doses of benzodiazepines work well.

· Anonymous C3.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #20,819

@20,817 (A)
Why wouldn't it work? Its an extremely well known method for courting beautiful women. If you are feeling uncomfortable about it, just use regular mustard and everything should work out well.

+ Anonymous E3.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #20,821

Roofies.

+ Murray !XONm83jaIU3.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #20,981

pose as your cute best friend and seduce her in a seedy bar with low lighting and cheap liquor

+ Anonymous G3.8 years ago, 58 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #20,985

Don't worry, there's a cheatcode for this:

Up, down, up, down, circle, square, circle, square, right.

+ Anonymous H3.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #21,027

Hey sis, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

/raep

+ Anonymous I3.8 years ago, 3 days later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #22,523

@20,981 (Murray)

> pose as your cute best friend

I have no friends.

+ Leo Vegas !HolLLDFVfw3.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #22,525

@OP
Just tell her the truth: Hey sis, would you check my prostate and then after I will check yours...with my cock. That should do it, something nice, simple, and subtle.

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

· Anonymous I3.8 years ago, 23 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #22,527

@previous (Leo Vegas)

> Just tell her the truth: Hey sis, would you check my prostate and then after I will check yours...with my cock.

Girls don't have prostates.

· Leo Vegas !HolLLDFVfw3.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #22,529

@previous (I)
I am working under the assumption that his sister is not a fucking doctor.

+ Anonymous K3.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #22,530

THROUGH SHEER WILLPOWER!

· Anonymous I3.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #22,531

@22,529 (Leo Vegas)

> I am working under the assumption that his sister is not a fucking doctor.

your're acting under the assumption that she's retarded.

+ Anonymous L3.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #22,534

@previous (I)

which she is if she fucks her brother

· Leo Vegas !HolLLDFVfw3.8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #22,543

@22,531 (I)
If she was retarded then we wouldn't be having this conversation guy.

+ Balfomoar !jLgBk/4wiQ3.8 years ago, 34 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #22,557

Bullshit story is see first word

· Anonymous I3.8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #22,565

@22,543 (Leo Vegas)
She is retardedly hot...
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