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Topic: BALFO TIPS S2E1: getting good food at mcdolans

+ Balfomoar !2nBonersB22.8 years ago #13,015

1. don't like vegetables of any kind
2. be cheap
3. go to cashier
4. "hello how are you today"
5. open your mouth
6. order a mcdouble with no pickles or onions
7. they're forced to make a fresh burger because THEY WERENT PREPARED FOR YOU
8. eat nice fresh burger
9. die

+ NotaNameFag !kQlXZ2mwrM2.8 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #170,903

Or you can take your burger into the bathroom, squeeze one out on the patty, take it back up to the register, demand the manager and show him your cumstained burger.

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 (OP) — 2.8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #170,904

@previous (NotaNameFag)
read that as "demand the manager show you his cumstained burger"
would've made for a more exciting post

+ Anonymous C2.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #170,913

but pickles are gud
also, its not a burger without lettuce

+ The last pickle 2.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #170,914

Cook your own at home

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 (OP) — 2.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #170,915

@previous (The last pickle)
no
@170,904 (Balfomoar)
no

+ Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw2.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #170,924

you know when you go to the cashier and you can see the burgers that have already been made, you know on that gay rack thing they have

just pick one that isn't

THERE

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 (OP) — 2.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #170,925

@previous (Nickalollyoff)
goHADDA

+ elmo 2.7 years ago, 8 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #170,979

I ask for big mac sauce in place of ketchup

+ FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI2.7 years ago, 8 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #170,991

@170,903 (NotaNameFag)
I thought you meant "take a shit on the bun and take it back to them"
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