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Topic: Old People like juice.

+ kook !nH6RAuX8mo — 1.2 year ago #12,892

Its a fact.

+ Anonymous B — 1.2 year ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #169,184

+ Anonymous C — 1.2 year ago, 14 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #169,185

I keep looking for an innuendo here. I don't trust your posts to be this innocent.

Are those jars full of piss or something?

+ Dead !Pool7hVoC2 — 1.2 year ago, 28 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #169,188

I misread the title, I thought it was "old people are like juice"

· Anonymous B — 1.2 year ago, 18 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #169,189

@previous (Dead)
Did the punchline let you down?

· Dead !Pool7hVoC2 — 1.2 year ago, 32 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #169,190

@previous (B)
&rimshot

+ Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 1.2 year ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,222

@OP

> Its a fact.
What's in those jars?

I can't see the filename.

· kook !nH6RAuX8mo (OP) — 1.2 year ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,227

@169,184 (B)
You callous bastard. What will happen to the hordes of angry senile walking dead?

· kook !nH6RAuX8mo (OP) — 1.2 year ago, 18 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,228

@169,188 (Dead)
they go down sweet?

+ Mara — 1.2 year ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,237

@169,185 (C)
Juice is innuendo for steroids. She's mixing an oral-only cycle into their breakfast rations so they have enough pelvic musculature to hold it until they get to the toilet. Saves on work. Thanks.

· Anonymous C — 1.2 year ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,238

@previous (Mara)
Oh my god... She's turning them into 'roid users? This is terrible...

· Mara — 1.2 year ago, 15 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,239

@previous (C)
Disgusting, isn't it.

· Anonymous B — 1.2 year ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,240

@previous (Mara)
Dave

· Mara — 1.2 year ago, 54 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,241

@previous (B)
My name isn't Dave. It starts with an 'A'. Moran.

· Anonymous C — 1.2 year ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,242

@169,240 (B)
Mara is Russian Dave?! Oh my god... The surprises just keep coming...

· Anonymous B — 1.2 year ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,243

@previous (C)
He's no russian

+ On !Uvm54ORbmo — 1.2 year ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,244

@169,241 (Mara)
Yeah, Alex.

· Mara — 1.2 year ago, 21 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,245

@169,243 (B)
Yes... I just lie about being from the Omnsk providence... on defunct boards... that don't matter... to impress a group of strangers... let the butthurt... flow through your veins... shoot out of your fingers... stain the internet...

· Anonymous B — 1.2 year ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,246

@previous (Mara)
I don't care why you do it, it's just funny that you do.

· Dead !Pool7hVoC2 — 1.2 year ago, 40 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,249

@169,228 (kook)
So they're like me?

+ kook !SJKCS2A5lI — 1.2 year ago, 13 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,251

@previous (Dead)
No you do it with the vengance of a thousand angry gods.

· Dead !Pool7hVoC2 — 1.2 year ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,253

@previous (kook)
I've only had 'angry' sex once or twice. The girl wanted me to basically suffocate her during sex. And i was always worried about what to do if i had made her pass out. Like, should I finish? Slap her a few times in the face to bring her back to consciousness?

Angry sex has so many variables.

· kook !SJKCS2A5lI — 1.2 year ago, 19 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,257

@previous (Dead)
Did you end up choking her?

+ Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 — 1.2 year ago, 31 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,258

new thread topic

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 — 1.2 year ago, 23 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,260

the topic of the thread is:
beards

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 — 1.2 year ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,261

beards are alot

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 — 1.2 year ago, 12 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,262

beards

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 — 1.2 year ago, 16 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,263

beards

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 — 1.2 year ago, 47 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,265

beards

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 — 1.2 year ago, 11 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,266

beards

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 — 1.2 year ago, 14 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,267

beards

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 — 1.2 year ago, 13 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,268

beards

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 — 1.2 year ago, 10 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,269

beards

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 — 1.2 year ago, 22 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,270

beards

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 — 1.2 year ago, 28 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,272

beards

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 — 1.2 year ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,275

beards

· Anonymous B — 1.2 year ago, 14 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,277

That's enough

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 — 1.2 year ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,281

@previous (B)
beards

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 — 1.2 year ago, 36 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,282

important web:
beards.org

· kook !SJKCS2A5lI — 1.2 year ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,283

this thread needs more beards.

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 — 1.2 year ago, 37 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,284

beards

· kook !SJKCS2A5lI — 1.2 year ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,286

@previous (Balfomoar)
thanks buddy.

+ Omen !!hnQvReR0MI — 1.2 year ago, 31 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,292

@169,284 (Balfomoar)
Back for less than a day and already showing your ass.

Nice one.

· Dead !Pool7hVoC2 — 1.2 year ago, 13 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,293

@169,257 (kook)
Not with my hands at her throat, Just with my hand covering her mouth during coitus. It was empowering, since I felt like I held her life in the balance, but I did enjoy having sex with her, without the added suffocation element.

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB2 — 1.2 year ago, 13 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,298

@previous (Dead)
beards

· kook !SJKCS2A5lI — 1.2 year ago, 12 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,300

@169,293 (Dead)
I would have probably been too nervous to perform under such circumstances. Id feel like a potential murderer the whole time.

· Dead !Pool7hVoC2 — 1.2 year ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,302

@previous (kook)
It did feel very surreal. I didn't perform well :(

@169,298 (Balfomoar)
Beards are cool, I like beards, they're comfy and neat. :D

· kook !SJKCS2A5lI — 1.2 year ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,308

@previous (Dead)
did she ever ask you to try it again?

· WadeWinstonWilson !54xsYfPpKE — 1.2 year ago, 8 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,310

@previous (kook)
Yes, we probably had sex like that 3-5 times. Only had 'normal' sex 2-4 other times

· Omen !!hnQvReR0MI — 1.2 year ago, 29 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,315

I like juice also. But I'm not old.
(yet)

+ Anonymous K — 1.2 year ago, 20 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,319

I like orange and apple juice.

· kook !SJKCS2A5lI — 1.2 year ago, 26 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,328

@169,310 (WadeWinstonWilson)
did the sex acts always involve choking or did other colorful things come up?

· kook !SJKCS2A5lI — 1.2 year ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,329

@169,315 (Omen)
I think that you might be able to catch old from certain fruit juices so be careful. Apple juice is usualy safe but stay the fuck away from prune. thats where they get ya.

+ Anonymous L — 1.2 year ago, 8 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,332

cat beard

· Anonymous K — 1.2 year ago, 47 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,333

@169,329 (kook)
Silliness.
I forgot about cranberry juice. Sooo good.

(Edited 28 seconds later.)

· Anonymous L — 1.2 year ago, 1 second later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,334

tard beard

· WadeWinstonWilson !54xsYfPpKE — 1.2 year ago, 32 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,335

@169,328 (kook)
She had an obsession for fucking me on my wife's bed, as she put it

· Anonymous L — 1.2 year ago, 15 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,336

soap beard

· Anonymous L — 1.2 year ago, 38 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,337

niglet beard

(Edited 50 seconds later.)

· Anonymous L — 1.2 year ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,339

knitted beard

· Anonymous L — 1.2 year ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,340

i am beard

(Edited 1 minute later.)

· Anonymous L — 1.2 year ago, 47 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,341

chicken beard

· Anonymous L — 1.2 year ago, 40 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,342

· kook !nH6RAuX8mo (OP) — 1.2 year ago, 39 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,346

did I win?

· Anonymous B — 1.2 year ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,347

@previous (kook)
Beeard?

· kook !nH6RAuX8mo (OP) — 1.2 year ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,348

@previous (B)
BE#ARDS.
: