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Topic: Old People like juice.

+ kook !nH6RAuX8mo2.6 years ago #12,892

Its a fact.
StopNerds.org

+ Anonymous B2.6 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #169,184

+ Anonymous C2.6 years ago, 14 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #169,185

I keep looking for an innuendo here. I don't trust your posts to be this innocent.

Are those jars full of piss or something?

+ Dead !Pool7hVoC22.6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #169,188

I misread the title, I thought it was "old people are like juice"

· Anonymous B2.6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #169,189

@previous (Dead)
Did the punchline let you down?

· Dead !Pool7hVoC22.6 years ago, 32 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #169,190

@previous (B)
&rimshot

+ Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP22.6 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,222

@OP

> Its a fact.
What's in those jars?

I can't see the filename.

· kook !nH6RAuX8mo (OP) — 2.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,227

@169,184 (B)
You callous bastard. What will happen to the hordes of angry senile walking dead?

· kook !nH6RAuX8mo (OP) — 2.6 years ago, 18 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,228

@169,188 (Dead)
they go down sweet?

+ Mara 2.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,237

@169,185 (C)
Juice is innuendo for steroids. She's mixing an oral-only cycle into their breakfast rations so they have enough pelvic musculature to hold it until they get to the toilet. Saves on work. Thanks.

· Anonymous C2.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,238

@previous (Mara)
Oh my god... She's turning them into 'roid users? This is terrible...

· Mara 2.6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,239

@previous (C)
Disgusting, isn't it.

· Anonymous B2.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,240

@previous (Mara)
Dave

· Mara 2.6 years ago, 54 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,241

@previous (B)
My name isn't Dave. It starts with an 'A'. Moran.

· Anonymous C2.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,242

@169,240 (B)
Mara is Russian Dave?! Oh my god... The surprises just keep coming...

· Anonymous B2.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,243

@previous (C)
He's no russian

+ On !Uvm54ORbmo2.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,244

@169,241 (Mara)
Yeah, Alex.

· Mara 2.6 years ago, 21 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,245

@169,243 (B)
Yes... I just lie about being from the Omnsk providence... on defunct boards... that don't matter... to impress a group of strangers... let the butthurt... flow through your veins... shoot out of your fingers... stain the internet...

· Anonymous B2.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,246

@previous (Mara)
I don't care why you do it, it's just funny that you do.

· Dead !Pool7hVoC22.6 years ago, 40 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,249

@169,228 (kook)
So they're like me?

+ kook !SJKCS2A5lI2.6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,251

@previous (Dead)
No you do it with the vengance of a thousand angry gods.

· Dead !Pool7hVoC22.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,253

@previous (kook)
I've only had 'angry' sex once or twice. The girl wanted me to basically suffocate her during sex. And i was always worried about what to do if i had made her pass out. Like, should I finish? Slap her a few times in the face to bring her back to consciousness?

Angry sex has so many variables.

· kook !SJKCS2A5lI2.6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,257

@previous (Dead)
Did you end up choking her?

+ Balfomoar !2nBonersB22.6 years ago, 31 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,258

new thread topic

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB22.6 years ago, 23 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,260

the topic of the thread is:
beards

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB22.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,261

beards are alot

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB22.6 years ago, 12 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,262

beards

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB22.6 years ago, 16 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,263

beards

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB22.6 years ago, 47 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,265

beards

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB22.6 years ago, 11 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,266

beards

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB22.6 years ago, 14 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,267

beards

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB22.6 years ago, 13 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,268

beards

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB22.6 years ago, 10 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,269

beards

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB22.6 years ago, 22 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,270

beards

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB22.6 years ago, 28 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,272

beards

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB22.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,275

beards

· Anonymous B2.6 years ago, 14 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,277

That's enough

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB22.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,281

@previous (B)
beards

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB22.6 years ago, 36 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,282

important web:
beards.org

· kook !SJKCS2A5lI2.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,283

this thread needs more beards.

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB22.6 years ago, 37 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,284

beards

· kook !SJKCS2A5lI2.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,286

@previous (Balfomoar)
thanks buddy.

+ Omen !!hnQvReR0MI2.6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,292

@169,284 (Balfomoar)
Back for less than a day and already showing your ass.

Nice one.

· Dead !Pool7hVoC22.6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,293

@169,257 (kook)
Not with my hands at her throat, Just with my hand covering her mouth during coitus. It was empowering, since I felt like I held her life in the balance, but I did enjoy having sex with her, without the added suffocation element.

· Balfomoar !2nBonersB22.6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,298

@previous (Dead)
beards

· kook !SJKCS2A5lI2.6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,300

@169,293 (Dead)
I would have probably been too nervous to perform under such circumstances. Id feel like a potential murderer the whole time.

· Dead !Pool7hVoC22.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,302

@previous (kook)
It did feel very surreal. I didn't perform well :(

@169,298 (Balfomoar)
Beards are cool, I like beards, they're comfy and neat. :D

· kook !SJKCS2A5lI2.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,308

@previous (Dead)
did she ever ask you to try it again?

· WadeWinstonWilson !54xsYfPpKE2.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,310

@previous (kook)
Yes, we probably had sex like that 3-5 times. Only had 'normal' sex 2-4 other times

· Omen !!hnQvReR0MI2.6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,315

I like juice also. But I'm not old.
(yet)

+ Anonymous K2.6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,319

I like orange and apple juice.

· kook !SJKCS2A5lI2.6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,328

@169,310 (WadeWinstonWilson)
did the sex acts always involve choking or did other colorful things come up?

· kook !SJKCS2A5lI2.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,329

@169,315 (Omen)
I think that you might be able to catch old from certain fruit juices so be careful. Apple juice is usualy safe but stay the fuck away from prune. thats where they get ya.

+ Anonymous L2.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,332

cat beard

· Anonymous K2.6 years ago, 47 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,333

@169,329 (kook)
Silliness.
I forgot about cranberry juice. Sooo good.

(Edited 28 seconds later.)

· Anonymous L2.6 years ago, 1 second later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,334

tard beard

· WadeWinstonWilson !54xsYfPpKE2.6 years ago, 32 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,335

@169,328 (kook)
She had an obsession for fucking me on my wife's bed, as she put it

· Anonymous L2.6 years ago, 15 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,336

soap beard

· Anonymous L2.6 years ago, 38 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,337

niglet beard

(Edited 50 seconds later.)

· Anonymous L2.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,339

knitted beard

· Anonymous L2.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,340

i am beard

(Edited 1 minute later.)

· Anonymous L2.6 years ago, 47 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,341

chicken beard

· Anonymous L2.6 years ago, 40 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,342

· kook !nH6RAuX8mo (OP) — 2.6 years ago, 39 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,346

did I win?

· Anonymous B2.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,347

@previous (kook)
Beeard?

· kook !nH6RAuX8mo (OP) — 2.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #169,348

@previous (B)
BE#ARDS.
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